"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."


- Benjamin Franklin

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."


- Dolly Parton

"Let your mind set free the path to your destiny."


- Samurai Jack

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow.  Learn as if you were to live forever."


- Mahatma Gandhi

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it."


- Stephen Colbert

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."


- The Great Gatsby

"The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.  There is no laughter in heaven."

- Mark Twain