"If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes."

- Pablo Picasso

If a tree falls in the woods, where were you?

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

- Carl Sagan

"Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are."
 

- Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

"Words, words, words.  They're all we have to go on."

- Tom Stoppard

"Turn a mountain upside down, you have a woman. Turn a woman upside down, you have a valley. Turn a valley upside down, you get folk music."

- Tom Robbins

"There are no rules to life and food."

- Mario Viele

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

- Groucho Marx

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction"

- Issac Newton